shift report · Robinhood Chain · Uniswap v4
It sings before
the air turns bad.
Paste any token on Robinhood Chain. Canary simulates a real buy, transfer and sell against the live pool, x-rays the hook, traces every LP lamp to who holds it and lists what the owner can still do. One reading, 0 to 100, in a few seconds.
Four readings on every token
Simulate
A 0.001 ETH buy, a transfer to a second wallet, a sell from each: all four run against the live pool in one eth_call, with the real hook and again with a pass-through hook so the hook's own take is isolated. Reverts, taxes and round-trip loss are read, not guessed.
Hook x-ray
Which of the fourteen permission bits the hook address carries, whether it is the token itself, whether it is verified, how big its code is, and what it took out of the swap beyond the LP fee.
Who holds the lamps
Every liquidity position over the pool, traced to its holder: burned, checked into a locker until a date, held by a contract, or a plain wallet that can pull it any second. The share each kind holds of the in-range liquidity.
Owner powers
Selectors in the bytecode sorted into mint, pause, blacklist, tax, trading and upgrade; delegatecall and selfdestruct opcodes; proxy pattern and implementation; whether owner() is renounced.
readings are read from the chain at scan time · cached 60 seconds · not advice
$CANARY the house coin
not sunk yetThe pit sinks one seam of its own, once, with the same contract as everyone else: name Canary, symbol CANARY, royalty 1%, tonnage of one billion, pool open at 2.05 ETH. The house holds no special key to it.
The ledger
—Canary writes every seam’s face NFT to the bank wallet. It is not locked unless the Lamproom holds it.