the pithead

Sink a seam.

One transaction. The coin is its own Uniswap v4 hook: a royalty in ETH on every swap of its pool, booked into four tins. The pool opens at 2.05 ETH for the whole tonnage, no oracle, no signer.

What happens

01Your papers become a data: URI written into the contract.
02This page mines a CREATE2 salt in a worker until the address ends in 0x20CC, then asks the pithead to forecast it.
03sink(Spec) deploys the seam, mints the tonnage into the face position, lights the pool, mints the face NFT to the bank, and places your props if you sent ETH.
04Owner is renounced in the constructor. From then on only the royalty moves, and only to the tins.

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Honesty

The face NFT goes to the bank wallet. It is not locked or burned by sinking. If you want it locked, the bank checks it into the Lamproom and the seam page says so from the chain.

spec

Name *0/64

Symbol *0/16

Image URL

a square PNG; GMGN and friends read it from contractURI()Blurb0/600

Website

X / Twitter

Royalty · 1.00% of every swap, in ETH

0.5%house 1%3%

80% to your tin (split with the lodge if you name one), 10% to the parish, 10% to the pit.

Lodge (optional)

an address that shares your side of the royaltyCredits · 0% of your side

Props (optional ETH)

ETH bid liquidity placed one doubling above the opening; whatever the band cannot seat is refunded in the same transaction.

Fixed for every seam: 1,000,000,000 tonnage, all of it in one Uniswap v4 face from a 2.05 ETH market cap down; the face NFT is minted to the bank wallet, which is not a lock. Sinking costs gas plus any props.

Image, blurb, website and X are empty or partial. A real coin should carry all four; aggregators read them from the contract.